Alright, listen up. I just read an article that I’m forcing all of you to read. It’s about a 98-year-old woman named Ilse who works out four times a week. Go on, read that again. Ninety. Eight. And I can already hear the whining from here. “But I’m tired after work.” “But my knee is acting up.” “But I’m almost 40, I’m getting old.” Cry me a river. 😒
This woman, Ilse, makes your entire book of excuses look like the pathetic joke it is. Let’s break it down, because apparently some of you need things spelled out.
Your excuses are officially invalid
I spend my days listening to people invent new and creative ways to avoid moving their bodies. So let’s put those excuses up against Ilse and see how they hold up.
The "I'm too old / it's too late" excuse
According to the article from Women's Health, Ilse “began to be physically active after her husband died – when she was in her 60s.” Let that sink in. She started at an age many of you are using as an excuse to stop. Her coach, Lauren Ohayon, says “it’s never too late,” and honestly, if you still think it is after reading this, you’re just looking for a pass. You’re not getting one from me.
The "I'm injured" excuse
This is my favorite one. You get a little twinge in your shoulder and you take six months off to “let it heal,” which really means “sit on the couch and watch Netflix.” Ilse? She had meniscus surgery on her knee and broke her hip just last year. At 97. And she’s back to training four times a week. PT Sarah Campus is quoted in the article saying these exercises are “crucial to support recovery.” Movement is medicine. Your excuse is just a lack of will. This isn’t about being reckless- it’s about being smart. Ilse does what she can. You do nothing. See the difference?
The "It's too hard / i don't know what to do" excuse
Oh, you think you need a complicated, influencer-approved workout to see results? Adorable. Let’s look at Ilse’s “insanely difficult” routine:

